- interviewer: (gets a ruler to measure dan's hair)
- dan: PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
the only jeopardy question ive ever known the answer to
I FELT SO SORRY FOR HER IN THIS MOMENT.
like ok from the day she got on the hogwarts express, people were making fun of her and she’s never viewed as pretty or attractive until the moment in the first gif.
and because ron is fuckin jealous, he makes her feel like shit and ugh it’s like her one night of being someone else is just shattered and and and
WHY DID YOU D O THAT
I get really annoyed with people who are like “well she could have asked ron first instead of screaming at him to not use her as a last resort.”
well… no. She was asked by krum right away. She wanted to go with him. She wasn’t going alone and moaning that Ron hadn’t asked her. Her objection was to being treated like she should have been available to him, and being treated like she was lying about having a date. And who the fuck wouldn’t be offended by somebody thinking that they’re so undesirable that they made up a date?
this post actually made me almost cry no joke
- god: how much voice could you possibly fit in a tiny man?
- god: how much cuteness could you possibly fit in a tiny man?
- god: i have an idea
- patrick stump: *is born*
Sassy Dan (x)
hey i’m thinking about coloring some streaks of my hair mintish/sea foam green but i have no idea what brands to use so could someone who is in to that stuff help a sista out?
remember when Ryan wore a headband that said “♥ brendon ♥” on it
[NERVOUSLY SHAKING] SO I SEE YOU LIKE FALL OUT BOY
[AWKWARDLY PUSHES GLASSES UP] WOULD YOU MAYBE
[KNEES SHAKY HANDS SWEATY] LIKE TO
[DEEP INHALE SHAKY VOICE] BE FRIENDS
"It’s okay to have a bad day or feel blue or cry. No one’s gonna look at you weird or think any less of you"